"...while I'm still captain of this sinking ship, we're gonna go down boys, with a song on our lips..."
Thursday 29 January 2009
Spam Porn Poetry
My Ask Tom section has become a target for porn spambots. This is resulting in some beautiful and enigmatic virtual haikus. It's become a highlight of my day. Some of them are affecting, some ridiculous - but all are without fail better than ColdPlay lyrics. I may use some of them. Unless Chris gets there first.
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explain it to her and listened she'd believe me?me. She hates me,She despises me
There's probably a reason for this... some way to get round spam filters or something - but I think they're lovely. The ghost in the machine is a poet. And sex obsessed. Or is that tautology?
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Sounds like them Spambots use Babelfish for translation, Mechanical Lingo into English.
ReplyDeleteIf you put a melody to it then Chris's nose start to twitch in interest;-)
Well, it depends whether you're Cartesian or mocking Descartes.
ReplyDeleteAlso, in this case, there might be an issue in regard to the third law of robotics.
I think they're actually generated from Markov chains. If you've really got time to kill you can probably find out what books are being used to generate the chains. I had this a lot a while ago and actually found a couple of really interesting books out of it!
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