Friday 30 January 2009

Porn Bot Addendum - Please Welcome on Stage?

Addendum: Just found this on Ask Tom:

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A quick google reveals it to be from Philip Pullman's The Amber Spyglass. Well not the last bit...I'm guessing that's not in the original. If I could persuade them to use my lyrics, I might shift a few more albums to the one handed typists out there.

A's gota cocainebody B'sgot a benylin brain bulk buy Viagra cheap
...worth a try

P.S I mean one-handed typists as a euphemism, I'm not being manualist. I have nothing against people with one hand. My early gigs seem to have been full of them.

5 comments:

  1. So, does that mean that we can't Ask You Tom anything any longer?

    Because I have had a question for you which came up to my mind in a dream a couple of nights ago.

    Too bad, really.

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  2. What do you think about this one ;)
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  3. apparently creating poems from spam has been going on for a while: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoetry
    and there are a few folk who've made a name for themselves as spoets
    Morton Hurley: http://poemsmadefromspam.blogspot.com/
    Kristin Thomas:
    http://www.spam-poetry.com/
    There's an article explaining why purveyors of spam began to use excerpts of books at
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3247200.stm

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  4. Not at all related... but have you seen the news that London has banned apostrophes from all its street signs? They are claiming it is confusing and old fashioned.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_no_apostrophe

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  5. Got a suitcase, Got Regrets
    Got Viagra, Got Rolex

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